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Remember WAY BACK at the beginning of the baseball season when my house was still under renovation, I was living with Jennifer, and SHE WASHED MY BASEBALL PANTS??!? Well, the craziest thing happened last night…

As you’ve probably heard on the air throughout the season, my ball team — The Porchcrawlers — really struggled. Actually, that’s putting it mildly. The truth is, we were terrible. But as the season went on, a funny thing happened. We started winning games! And after another win last night, going 2-1 in our round robin playoff format, The Porchcrawlers have punched their ticket to the championship!

That’s right, my team gets to play next week for the Co-Ed Slo-Pitch D Division title! I mean, when you put it that way…

Now I ask you…just look at those pants! Is it any wonder that as the season went on — and the pants got dirtier — we started winning more games??! Don’t ever argue with science, kids. It wins every time.

Dirty baseball pants for the win!